Trek Women
October 27, 2007

HOW TO DRIVE A MAN CRAZY

Halolarge
I have learned how to drive a man crazy thanks to my friend Constance.  Last week I was riding with a few guys and one of them angrily said to me (after 50 miles), “Do you have a bell on your bike?  I’ve been trying to figure out what the hell was making that noise on my bike!”  I had managed to drive him crazy.  Ah yes….finally the perfect weapon in putting a man over the edge!  Later that week I was riding with my friend Les (See Susan and the Seniors blog).  He rolled up next to me and said, “Oh my god, you have a freakin’ bell on your bike! I thought my ears were ringing!”  I replied, “I sure know how to drive the men crazy on the bike.”  Yes I do and I’m loving it!

My friend Constance gave me a Guardian Bell a few weeks ago as a gift.  When I showed it to my husband he said, “Are you actually going to put that on your bike?  It'll drive people nuts.”  I replied, “You’ve got to read the card that came with it.  It's so cool and yes, I’m totally putting it on my bike.”

The Guardian Bell
Legend goes that by attaching a small bell onto your bike, the Evil Road Spirits will become trapped inside the bell where the constant ringing drives them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground.  (Ever wonder where pot-holes come from?)  Legend also has it that the mystery of the Guardian Bell carries twice as much power when it is purchased by a friend or a loved one and given as a gift.

So go out, get a bell and drive the boys crazy….oh yah, and you’ll be protected too!

Comments

OMG.... where do I get one. With the Guardian Bell I would not even have to say a word and I would STILL drive them crazy!

Posted by: Missie Wakefield | Oct 28, 2007 4:00:04 PM

I must get one for the dude-- he needs to have someone watching over him! --where???love the blogs- Liam
ROCKS!!what is this that a kid can't ride his bike to school- & can't the parents decide what is best for their kid!! I just HATE all the BS these kids have to go thur to just be kids!!! Need more Liams! -& parents like you-keep Strong! need any help w/ the school bike issues- let me know I'll be in-kids need to have some damn freddom to be a kid!

Posted by: chris kd | Nov 3, 2007 9:13:36 AM

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